Listless? Here's a remedy- mixed specially for you by me.
- Worst fears to have [phobialist.com]
- Panaphobia (fear of everything)
- Hydrophobia (fear of water)
- Optophobia (fear of opening one's eyes)
- Chaetophobia (fear of hair)
- Domatophobia (fear of houses or being in a house)
- Barophobia (fear of gravity)
- Ambuluphobia (fear of walking)
- Ablutuphobia (fear of bathing or washing oneself)
- Gnosiophobia (fear of knowledge)
- Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia (fear of long words)
- Strangest jobs [by Steven Gillman, NOT me]
- Wrinkle chaser (irons wrinkles out of shoes as they're being made)
- Chicken sexer (the person who checks newly born chicks to see if they're male or female)
- Citrus fruit colorer (gives citrus fruit a natural coloring using chemicals, because they're usually picked before ripe)
- Celluloid trimmer (shaves down golf clubs then adds celluloid bands to make leather grip stay in place)
- Odor judger (smell armpits to test effective deodorants)
- Movie cliches [for more: moviecliches.com]
- If you're sad, it rains.
- If you optimistically say, "Well, it can't get any worse..." after a tough situation, you will either a) get drenched by a sudden rainstorm or b) get drenched by a puddle being splashed by an ongoing car
- There's always a parking spot up close to the building (what?! SEARCH for a parking spot? No way.)
- Hacking a computer is as easy as tying your shoelaces (or finding a parking spot)
- Telemarketers are non-existing; unless, of course, you need an excuse as to who you're so secretive with on the phone
- Who needs lie detectors when you have dogs? Dogs always bark at the bad guys.
- Smokers only smoke when it's convenient (usually during/after they are in a climactic battle. Everyone is immune to nicotine.)
- Bathrooms are for showering, bathing, waashing hands, and looking inquiringly within your soul through a mirror- NEVER using the toilet.
- If a car falls down a cliff, it will almost always burst into flames.
- Best two-letter words [in my opinion]
- Ah
- Oh
- Ha
- It
- Ow
- Best Superpowers [in my opinion]
- Time travel
- Flight
- Shapeshifting
- Invisibility
- Superspeed
- Superstrength
Want to add on? Post a comment, I'll see if it's worth attaching. Keep posted- always stick it.
