Listless

Listless? Here's a remedy- mixed specially for you by me.

1. Worst fears to have [phobialist.com]
1. Panaphobia (fear of everything)
2. Hydrophobia (fear of water)
3. Optophobia (fear of opening one's eyes)
4. Chaetophobia (fear of hair)
5. Domatophobia (fear of houses or being in a house)
6. Barophobia (fear of gravity)
7. Ambuluphobia (fear of walking)
8. Ablutuphobia (fear of bathing or washing oneself)
9. Gnosiophobia (fear of knowledge)
10. Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia (fear of long words)
2. Strangest jobs [by Steven Gillman, NOT me]
1. Wrinkle chaser (irons wrinkles out of shoes as they're being made)
2. Chicken sexer (the person who checks newly born chicks to see if they're male or female)
3. Citrus fruit colorer (gives citrus fruit a natural coloring using chemicals, because they're usually picked before ripe)
4. Celluloid trimmer (shaves down golf clubs then adds celluloid bands to make leather grip stay in place)
5. Odor judger (smell armpits to test effective deodorants)
3. Movie cliches [for more: moviecliches.com]
1. If you're sad, it rains.
2. If you optimistically say, "Well, it can't get any worse..." after a tough situation, you will either a) get drenched by a sudden rainstorm or b) get drenched by a puddle being splashed by an ongoing car
3. There's always a parking spot up close to the building (what?! SEARCH for a parking spot? No way.)
4. Hacking a computer is as easy as tying your shoelaces (or finding a parking spot)
5. Telemarketers are non-existing; unless, of course, you need an excuse as to who you're so secretive with on the phone
6. Who needs lie detectors when you have dogs? Dogs always bark at the bad guys.
7. Smokers only smoke when it's convenient (usually during/after they are in a climactic battle. Everyone is immune to nicotine.)
8. Bathrooms are for showering, bathing, waashing hands, and looking inquiringly within your soul through a mirror- NEVER using the toilet.
9. If a car falls down a cliff, it will almost always burst into flames.
4. Best two-letter words [in my opinion]
1. Ah
2. Oh
3. Ha
4. It
5. Ow
5. Best Superpowers [in my opinion]
1. Time travel
2. Flight
3. Shapeshifting
4. Invisibility
5. Superspeed
6. Superstrength

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